Sunday, April 4, 2010

Jump Twice

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current
news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when
the station cuts to a commercial. Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going
to jump. Blonde: OK.(Back to newscast : He jumped!)Blonde: OK. I lost.
Here's my $20 to you. Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take
it. Blonde: I insist. I lost. Brunette: I have a confession to make. I
saw the same thing on the 6:00pm news and I knew he jumped. So it
wasn't really a good bet. Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast at 6
too. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump TWICE!.

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