Sunday, April 11, 2010

from Dilbert

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Cool description

The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will
describe an object and the students will tell her what she had
described. Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem. "
Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple. " Teacher: "That's right, I
like the way you're thinking. " "OK the next item is round, has a
peel, and you eat it. "Christopher: "I know what it is, it's an
orange. " Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking. "
Johnny: "Can I try, Teacher? " Teacher: "Yes Johnny, but, Keep it
clean! " Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for a
second, and says "My object is round, hard, and has a head on it. "
Teacher: "Alright Johnny, go to the office! " Johnny: "No Teacher,
it's a quarter, but, I like the way you're thinking! "

Jump Twice

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current
news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when
the station cuts to a commercial. Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going
to jump. Blonde: OK.(Back to newscast : He jumped!)Blonde: OK. I lost.
Here's my $20 to you. Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take
it. Blonde: I insist. I lost. Brunette: I have a confession to make. I
saw the same thing on the 6:00pm news and I knew he jumped. So it
wasn't really a good bet. Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast at 6
too. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump TWICE!.