Bull

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial
city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.
When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.
"Senor, these are the cojones,"" the waiter replied.
""The what, you say? "" exclaimed the tourist.
""They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today,""
explained the waiter.
The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious.
Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he
finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: ""Today's
cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday. ""
""True, senor,"" agreed the waiter. ""You see the bull, he does not
always lose. """

Repeat Twice

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.
He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words
per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.
His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband
that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat
everything they say.
Her husband looked stunned. He said "What? "