Women Dictionary

Argument: A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead: What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que: You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes: Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Clothes dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda: A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise: To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List: What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Gadget Store: Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Childbirth: You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..." Patience: The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. Waterproof Mascara: Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day: A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card