Dead Bodies

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The commanding officer saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead thus we cannot contribute in any way. " The commanding officer turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."