Teenager

A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never
forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving
up candy bars before breakfast. A youngster who receives his/her
allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her
best friend on Wednesday. Someone who can hear a song by Madonna
played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next
room. A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but
can't make a bed. A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her
history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license. A youngster who is
well informed about anything he doesn't have to study. An enthusiast
who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired
to dry the dishes. A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and
Very Loud. A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock
concert. A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. A
budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. A boy who
can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs
mowing. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never
a teenager.